Definitely Not "Wine" Hoodie

For those who like to keep a little mystery in their drink, the Definitely Not "Wine” hoodie brings a playful wink to hydration. Featuring a graphic of a large water bottle with a straw, this design humorously hints that there might just be more than water inside. Perfect for game days, casual outings, or anytime you want a laugh, this hoodie is a funny nod to those “refreshments” that keep things interesting.

Key Features:

• Material: 50/50 cotton/polyester blend for comfort and durability
• Fit: Classic fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband for a relaxed feel
• Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, tear-away label

Whether it’s really water or “something else,” this hoodie lets you enjoy the joke in style.

Free standard U.S. shipping on orders $75+. Most orders are processed within 2–5 business days, with standard U.S. transit typically taking 3–7 business days.

Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. Original shipping charges are non-refundable.