Real Men Use Steroids T-Shirt
$26.99
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Description
Real Men Use Steroids Not Torpedo Bats
This “Real Men Use Steroids, Not Torpedo Bats” tee is a hilarious nod to the golden age of baseball when bat speed came from... let’s say other sources. It’s a jab at the training gimmicks of today and a throwback to when juice wasn’t something in your dugout cooler.
Key Features:
- Material: 50/50 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Fit: Classic athletic fit with ribbed collar
- Details: Taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label
Shipping & Returns
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Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. Original shipping charges are non-refundable.
THE FAMILY BEHIND BASEBALL MODE
Built by a
baseball family.
We started Baseball Mode as a father-and-son project built around a game our family loves.
Early games, tournament weekends, hotel breakfasts and the things you hear from the bleachers all find their way into our designs.
We're a small, family-run business making shirts for players and parents who live this life, too.
Chris & Ryan
Co-founders, Baseball Mode
THE SHIRTS BEHIND THE DESIGNS
Good shirts for long days at the field.
From soft everyday tees to lightweight performance shirts, our collection includes Comfort Colors®, Gildan® and Port & Company® styles for players and parents.
See this shirt's product details for its fabric and fit.